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Bravery by any other name.
Last week I posted a video of me face-planting into the water. I thought I’d dip my toe in but then I realized how cold it was so I tried to back out but the water was not cooperating because it was...
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Also, that fucker ate all the hot pockets.
An imagined open letter from the justifiably disgruntled wife of poet William Carlos Williams, the man who wrote this famed poem: This is Just to Say I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and...
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She’s much better at drawing cats now. About the same with Hitlers though.
I wrote this over a year ago but I never published it because it got lost in my draft folder, but I’ve been recovering from food poisoning and I’m at that woozy stage where I think everything is funny...
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I love your funny face. #WERUINEVERYTHING
So! Last week my friend Maile and I went to the Mom 2.0 Summit and it was quite lovely but we decided that instead of posting the typical conference selfies we should change things up a bit and post...
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I can’t tell if this happened because I have a medical issue or because I’m...
Yesterday I went to pick up my meds and while I was there I handed the pharmacist my prescription for my ADD medication and she was like “Sorry, I can’t fill this one. We can only fill prescriptions...
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I’m on a lot of cold medication so it’s possible this isn’t as funny as I...
I’m on a lot of cold meds but I thought you’d enjoy. Or not. Stop judging me. I’m sick. They’re in my shop if you want one, but be aware that everyone you wear it around is going to tell you that...
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This isn’t a real post
This isn’t a real post. Just checking in to say a few things that I have on my list of things to write about but that I haven’t written about because I haven’t had time to make into a polished …...
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Jesus, you guys. I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS. But I do have a lot more questions...
Every so often I go look at the search terms that brought people to my blog and then I think STOP DOING THAT. But then I decide that it would make a funny post and share some of them even though …...
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This is what comes from insomnia.
A few days ago I couldn’t sleep so I decided to take the new templates on picmonkey for Christmas cards but then remake them completely for my own amusement. They’re probably too late to get by...
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UPDATED: I’m gonna be a vampire. Maybe.
I always get spam comments on my blog about weird stuff like voodoo spells and contacting the dead, but a few days ago one came in telling me that I could become a vampire. One of my favorite things...
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